PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on the sidelines is more than just peeking. It's a whole thing. You got your typical match, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then